Terms
The Prime Directive of the Where Else to Put It terms of use is that you promise not to take anything I say here too seriously.
Definitions
‘The Site’ refers to the on-line service provided at the URL http://whereelsetoputit.com by Mulhauser Consulting, Ltd. (‘The Provider’) with the assistance of Dr Greg Mulhauser (‘Greg’). ‘The User’ is any person who establishes a connection to WhereElsetoPutIt.com via the World Wide Web by visiting http://whereelsetoputit.com or any other URL registered by The Provider or Me and arranged to resolve to the same internet host as WhereElsetoPutIt.com. The ‘Agreement’ refers to this document.
General Agreement
By using The Site, other than to read this Agreement for the first time, The User agrees to comply with all terms and conditions herein. The User agrees not to take anything on The Site too seriously, and to chill out if ever The User gets hot and bothered by anything written on The Site.
Limitations of Liability
The User expressly agrees that use of The Site is at The User’s sole risk. Neither The Provider nor Greg, nor any of their respective employees, agents, or other affiliates warrant that The Site will be uninterrupted or error free. Nor do they make any warranty as to the accuracy, reliability or content of any information or service provided via The Site.
The Site is provided "as is", without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied, including without limitation, any implied warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-violation or non-infringement of rights. In no event will The Provider or Greg or any person or entity involved in creating or distributing The Site be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages arising out of the use or inability to use The Site.
The User agrees to defend, indemnify and hold harmless The Site, The Provider and Greg, their affiliates and their respective directors, officers, employees and agents from and against all claims and expenses, including legal fees, arising out of the use of The Site by The User.
Privacy
As part of Google’s AdSense advertising platform, Google may permit third parties to set cookies in users’ browser or to use web beacons to collect traffic data, in the course of Google’s placement of ads on this site. Google’s use of the DART cookie in particular enables it to serve ads based on a user’s visit to this site and other sites on the Internet. Google’s use of cookies is itself subject to its own privacy policy, which also includes details of how to opt out of Google’s DART cookie.
Most web browsers will accept cookies by default, but they can be set to reject cookies, either from all websites or from specific sites. Users can also manually delete cookies directly via the web browser. These options are generally configured through a “Privacy” setting in the browser.
Google recommends the following text to inform you about the activities of third parties permitted to advertise on this site by Google:
We use third-party advertising companies to serve ads when you visit our website. These companies may use information (not including your name, address, email address, or telephone number) about your visits to this and other websites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services of interest to you. If you would like more information about this practice and to know your choices about not having this information used by these companies, click here.
You can find additional information in Appendix A of the NAI Self-Regulatory principles for publishers (PDF).
Equipment
The User shall be responsible for obtaining and maintaining his or her own hardware, software, other equipment and services needed to use The Site and for all charges related thereto.
Copyright
The Site contains copyrighted material and other proprietary information, which may include, but is not limited to, text, software, photos and graphics, and the entire contents of The Site are copyrighted as a collective work under international copyright laws. Greg owns a copyright in the selection, coordination, arrangement and enhancement of such content, as well as in the content original to it. The User agrees not to modify, publish, participate in the transfer or sale of, create derivative works, or in any way exploit, any of the content, in whole or in part. The User may download copyrighted material for personal use only. Except as otherwise expressly permitted under copyright law, no copying, redistribution, retransmission, publication or commercial exploitation of downloaded material will be permitted without the express permission of Greg and copyright owner. In the event of any permitted copying, redistribution or publication of copyrighted material, no changes in or deletion of author attribution or copyright notice shall be made. The User acknowledges that no ownership rights are acquired by downloading copyrighted material.
Scope
This Agreement and any associated operating rules created for the use of particular site functionality constitute the entire agreement of the parties with respect to the subject matter thereof, and supersede all previous written or oral agreements between the parties with respect to such subject matter.
Changes of Terms
The Provider explicitly retains the right to change or modify the terms and conditions applicable to The User’s use of The Site, or to stipulate additional conditions. Any such changes, modifications, additions or deletions shall be effective immediately upon publication on The Site, and any use of The Site subsequent to such publication shall be deemed to constitute acceptance by The User of The Agreement.
Priority of Legal Obligations
In the event of any conflict with policies of The Site, the laws of England and Wales will take precedence over this Agreement and The Site’s Privacy Policy. The Agreement itself will be interpreted under the laws of England and Wales.
Section headings used in The Agreement are for convenience only and shall not be given any legal import.